.... An Alimentary Canal with a loud voice at one end and absolutely no responsibility at the other.
What a perfect definition! I found it in the Absolutely Useless Dictionary.
One more of my favourites, from the same place:
Sweater - Something you put on when your mother gets cold.
I am sure the Little One will agree to that wholeheartedly! I never know how to dress her, I just dress her like I would have dressed in that weather, just a little warmer. Sigh. I wish there was a babybodycomfortometer.
Visit the Absolutely Useless Dictionary at your own risk. You will have many many wonderful hours of laughter, but it is addictive, and then don't blame me!
Also read: The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce
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Along with the perfect definition of a "baby" you have posted, I would like to include this definition from my perspective - "Baby -> Something that gets you down in the daytime and up at night"......I guess these two definitions together sums up my daughter.....
i was blog hopping when i landed here...i love babies myself..So here's a tag to find out about you..Refer http://lifesimplyrocks.blogspot.com/2007/09/tagged-yet-again.html
Hilarious :)
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