Monday, September 03, 2007

A baby is ....

.... An Alimentary Canal with a loud voice at one end and absolutely no responsibility at the other.

What a perfect definition! I found it in the Absolutely Useless Dictionary.

One more of my favourites, from the same place:

Sweater - Something you put on when your mother gets cold.

I am sure the Little One will agree to that wholeheartedly! I never know how to dress her, I just dress her like I would have dressed in that weather, just a little warmer. Sigh. I wish there was a babybodycomfortometer.

Visit the Absolutely Useless Dictionary at your own risk. You will have many many wonderful hours of laughter, but it is addictive, and then don't blame me!

Also read: The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce


Chitra said...

Along with the perfect definition of a "baby" you have posted, I would like to include this definition from my perspective - "Baby -> Something that gets you down in the daytime and up at night"......I guess these two definitions together sums up my daughter.....

Life Rocks!!! said...

i was blog hopping when i landed here...i love babies myself..So here's a tag to find out about you..Refer

Swati said...

Hilarious :)

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