Puttachi and I are being silly.
Puttachi: Amma, I love you thousand million crore.
I: I love you thousand million crore + 1
She: I love you as much as you do plus thousand million and forty
I: I love you all that, + 1
Puttachi (giggles, gets the hang of it.): I love you as much as you say, plus twenty thousand and one.
I: I love you all that you do, multiplied by two.
She: I do, multiplied by thousand.
I: Ha, whatever you do, I love you more than you love me.
She: Why?
I: Err.. emmm.....It's just that way.
She: How do you know? Are you sure?
I: (it seems obvious, but is it true? I don't know. Aloud, I say). mmmmm...
She thinks for a while.
She: Amma, I think I know why.
I: Why?
She: Because a parent will start loving the child as soon as she is born, maybe even before she is born. But the child has to be born, and then grow a little and realize who she is and who her parents are, and only then will she start loving her parents. So because the parents have started loving the child much earlier, they love the child more.
I can't argue with that!
Puttachi: Amma, I love you thousand million crore.
I: I love you thousand million crore + 1
She: I love you as much as you do plus thousand million and forty
I: I love you all that, + 1
Puttachi (giggles, gets the hang of it.): I love you as much as you say, plus twenty thousand and one.
I: I love you all that you do, multiplied by two.
She: I do, multiplied by thousand.
I: Ha, whatever you do, I love you more than you love me.
She: Why?
I: Err.. emmm.....It's just that way.
She: How do you know? Are you sure?
I: (it seems obvious, but is it true? I don't know. Aloud, I say). mmmmm...
She thinks for a while.
She: Amma, I think I know why.
I: Why?
She: Because a parent will start loving the child as soon as she is born, maybe even before she is born. But the child has to be born, and then grow a little and realize who she is and who her parents are, and only then will she start loving her parents. So because the parents have started loving the child much earlier, they love the child more.
I can't argue with that!